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I am a christian!!! YAY
I'm writing a song about you, a true sond as real as my tears, but no need to fear it cause no one will hear it becasue sad songs and waltzes are not selling this year~ Cake
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Kimi no ude no naka atatakai yo ♥
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I may run and hide, but I'll never tell a lie!
----->[link] You know you wanna
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I'm small, cute, and insane,...
PHEER ME!!!!! [link]
@If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into you're signature.
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He's like fire, and ice, and rage. He's like the night and the storm and the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And he's wonderful.
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I prefer fictional characters.
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"Uh... No, Neji’s a feminine looking man; Deidara just looks like a girl," as said by Kiba - 'High School for Idiots' by RedLotusNin
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*in a store* *military police walk in and begin to look at things*
Webb: When will your new stuff come in?
Shop Owner: Soon
Webb: If it comes in call me... You know my number... 911
*sigh* Only in the Military
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"I had a friend once. Then a rope broke and he got away."
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