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The enemy of my enemy is my friend - AVP
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My Japanese name is...
山下 Yamashita (under the mountain) 弓美 Yumi (beautiful bow, as in bow and arrow)
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Have you pushed your happy button today?
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the cake may be a lie but its still tasty
mmmmmmmm false hope
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"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -- not absence of fear."
~Mark Twain
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I may run and hide, but I'll never tell a lie!
----->[link] You know you wanna
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"Pharaoh, Pharaoh, Atem, Atem!!"
"What Seto..." An angry moan from Atem.
"It's time to go to sleep now!"
"Right..." Atem starts to doze off before he hears, "Pssst...Atem..."
"What Seto..?" he mummbles, getting annoyed. "It's time--" Atem rapes him.
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"CRACK. It's what's for dinner."
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Mirrors are a reflection of lies
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