TAGGED . . . and it's like watching a train wreck

The lovely tagged me with this really scary disea . . . tag thingie. Please don't read if you're skittish . . .   Also! Don't read if you can't handle a little perviness . . .

My disclaimer! Shikamaru is my favorite character from Naruto. The order of the rest doesn't reflect any real preference since I assigned the names randomly from the rest of my faves. Yet the list and some of the pairings made an odd kind of sense . . .  So, here it is:

Number your 12 favorite characters from any fandom and then answer the questions...

1 - Shikamaru
2 - Kankurou
3 - Gaara
4 - Neji
5 - Kiba
6 - Chouji
7 - Naruto
8 - Kotetsu
9 - Hinata
10 - Temari
11 - Kakashi
12 - Yondaime

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Chouji x Kakashi . . . oh, good lord . . . I've never read one, but I could definitely come up with a comedic situation that throws them together! So, I guess I'd read my own!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Oh, he's hot in timeskip.    Yeaaaah . . . especially when he turns down Lee's offer for a piggyback . . . And gotta love the rock star Hyuuga hair . . .

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Um, so Kotetsu is really Naruto's mother? I was wondering . . .

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
W-way too m-many Everybody x H-Hina . . .

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Well, it depends on whether or not you go with the theory that Kankurou is fat. I say muscular, but if he's fat, then yeah. Two chubs in a tub! More honey for the money! Go! Go!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
I've seen tons of Kiba x Hina–weird how that one actually came out normal–and no Kiba x Temari. Could be interesting . . . or deadly . . . so I go with Kiba x Temari!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Naruto walking in on Kankurou doing Yondaime . . .    Well, I guess Naruto would walk back out, shut the door, and calmly throw up in the bathroom. Come on! You wouldn't want to walk in on your dad either!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
I can't make it up! There're already hundreds of Gaara x Temari out there! How about Gaara finding out Temari's not even blood-related to him at all? Ugh! I have brothers! I can't fathom incest . . .

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Not that I've seen, but if I were to read one, it would probably be the Niju Shotai getting Shikamaru drunk after their first successful mission together, and Kotetsu being a good big brother and having to haul Shika's silly, slurring, yodeling ass home because Izumo and Asuma are too busy having a drinking contest . . .

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"I'm Your Daddy" . . . wait. That could be misconstrued . . . oh, well!

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Isn't this fandom already around? I've seen Neji x Shikamaru before! Huh, but I guess if I had to come up with a plot . . . Shikamaru is in desperate need of a relationship with anyone–anyone, dammit!–or his parents are going to marry him off to the rumored Ugliest Kunoichi in Konoha. His friends, desperate to help, but not desperate enough to volunteer, pay for the services of the most happening gigolo in town–Neji! Needless to say, Shikamaru is accosted but saved from his fate as Mr. Ugliest Kunoichi in Konoha. There. You happy now?

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Probably, but I'm not sure there's even that much besides Gaara x Hina! Not gonna count Sandcest . . .

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Lots. Whole lotta. Kaaaa kaaaa shiiii . . . can you blame them?

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Kankurou x Neji x Kiba . . . I think I've actually seen something like this . . . but I'm willing to bet someone on my list would write it!

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"YES! YES, SHIKA-BABY! Er, I mean, yes, yes, whoever you are, dude . . ." Whoa. I've made her into a total slut.

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
"Vicious" by Lou Reed . . .  For some reason, I always think of Lou Reed when I think of Kotetsu, well, 'cause, baby, you're so vicious . . .

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Shikamaru x Chouji x Yondaime . . . Um, warnings for necrophilia? Because of the sex with a dead person, of course. I think any yaoi would just kind of pale in comparison to that . . .

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Kankurou x Temari? What the hell? I thought I made my feelings about incest clear!    Er, I guess, "I love a man in uniform . . . and makeup."

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
About Kiba? I guess whenever I did the KibaHina pic! I needed some background before I could draw it.

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Chouji's super-secret kink? Oh, come on! He can baika no jutsu any part of his body! Let's just leave that one alone!

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Kakashi and Hinata? Er, I guess if she were of legal age, he would. If he found out she posed for the cover of the latest Icha Icha book, then he definitely would. Stone-cold sober.   And Hinata? Well, I'm sure she's already seen him naked with her Byakugan, so probably sober too . . .

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Well, I guess Gaara would put it this way: "Bottom or DIE." Yep. Pretty much. Besides, there's tons of Gaara x Naruto out there already, isn't there?

24. "(1)Shikamaru and (7)Naruto are in a happy relationship until (9)Hinata suddenly runs off with (4)Neji. (1)Shikamaru, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)Kakashi and a brief unhappy affair with (12)Yondaime, then follows the wise advice of (5)Kiba and finds true love with (3)Gaara."

What title would you give this fic? "Doomed"

Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

The people who wrote it would be:    

Ideas(and server of drinks):  

Writer:

Moral Support and dirty ideas provider:

random dancer in the background:

Supporter:

25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Naruto x Kotetsu . . . didn't we establish in #3 that Kotetsu is Naruto's mommy? I said NO INCEST! But if it were canon, I'm sure Kishimoto-sensei would have a good reason . . .

Whoa, this was really kind of scary! I wonder how many fanfics get made from these things? And so, because I just love these people so much, I will torment them with a . . . TAG: